Just watch, it’s creepy as all hell.

 
Edit: Embed not working in Firefox for some reason, here’s a direct link.
Edit2: Video doesn’t work at all with Adblock enabled, plus now imeem is pre-rolling (very short) commercials. Not cool at all, hmph.

Saw this on Boing Boing this morning and discovered they actually sell it at Albertson’s. I’m soooo trying this ASAP.  www.batterblaster.com

Edit: Hang on, the controls don’t show up when embedding their player so it plays automatically (and forever). Stand by…

Edit2: Youtubed, tyvm.

It’s 5 o’clock in the morning and I’m watching an infomercial on TV to enhance that “certain part of the male body”. I love how they can talk about this for 30 whole minutes without ever using the word “penis”.