“Relationships trigger your fears and your weaknesses, but they also trigger your strengths.”

– Overheard on that Salt-n-Pepa show on VH1

“We all had breakfast together the next morning and I couldn’t look at Sunny the whole time because I was afraid I would just lose my shit and propose right there on the spot.”

– DOS Boot: Lookie what I found [ed. warning - man in a thong]