Dave: ok, and when you twitter stuff like that, I’m sorely tempted to bring you food
Dave: are you seriously eating mustard?
Lisa: I am sampling some, yes
Lisa: ITS REALLY GOOD OK
Dave: Lisa…
Lisa: one of my coworkers got it special just for me
Lisa: I’m just licking some off of a chopstick
Dave: got it special just for your sandwiches
Lisa: and for my chopsticks!
Dave: go get food…please?
Lisa: I’m not hungry
Lisa: and I need to finish up these documents
Lisa: I’m just bored
Lisa: and the adrenaline high from the horseradish is exciting
Lisa: I didn’t get into work until 10
Lisa: and I took a two hour lunch
Lisa: so it’s not like I’m tired or anything
Dave: alright
Lisa: do you need me to come up with any other excuses?
* Lisa holds her anus open
Lisa: because I’m prepared
Dave: ok that was uncalled for
Dave: you just send twitters that make you sound so endearingly pathetic
Dave: you evoke every protective instinct in spite of myself
Dave: I don’t need to be rewarded for that with goatse
Lisa: endearingly pathetic, huh?
* Lisa snorts
Dave: what do you expect when you say you’re having mustard for dinner?
Lisa: …
Lisa: ITS GOOD MUSTARD

Lisa: I’ve worn out the nib on my pen
Dave: oh dear
Lisa: I’ve been meaning to pick up another one
Lisa: because now that I’ve picked out an official journal pen, I can’t write with anything else
Dave: I’m surprised you haven’t filled that moleskine up yet
Dave: what’s your official pen?
* Lisa pulls it out of her bag
* Lisa studies it curiously
Lisa: I wore all the markings off of it….
Dave: hmmmmmmm
Lisa: I’d recognize it, though
Lisa: wait, I may have the name of it in my phone
Lisa: I researched pens before I went shopping for it and kept a list I wanted to try
Lisa: ahh, here…Sakura Pigma Micron .3mm
Dave: that sounds like a weapon
* Lisa smirks
Lisa: isn’t it?

Lisa: I feel really guilty
Lisa: well
Lisa: just a little guilty
Lisa: hahah
Gub: for what
Lisa: for getting him sick!
Gub: at least it wasn’t aids

Lisa: I remember how my grandmother was when her house burned years and years ago
Lisa: and she found the strangest shit that didn’t burn
Lisa: all through the rubble there are pockets of knick knacks that are ok
Lisa: like, I remember that one of the things she found was a pair of dice she got in vegas
Lisa: red plastic dice that had her and grandpa’s names on them
Theo: I wonder about those kinds of things alot
Theo: Overall, it’s just crazy what survives a fire
* Lisa nods
Theo: I think what survives the most is hope