I am slightly embarrassed to say that I am actually considering buying this. But what could be more intimidating than keeping a pack full of ants on your belt?

Just add ants! No need to add food or water; the gel will provide everything the ants need. Pre-made, ready for use, and portable. With its handy pouch and belt clip, kids can carry the Mini-Antquarium when seeking ants in the field or sharing ants with friends. An ant catcher is also enclosed.

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