Lisa: I was driving somewhere in arkansas in the blazer
Lisa: and the terrorists blew up my car
Dan: haha wow
Lisa: I have no idea how they blew it up with me in it without hurting me
Lisa: but there was a blazer-sized crater 4 feet deep
Lisa: so I took a picture with my phone
Lisa: anyway, everyone’s like OMG THE TERRORISTS
Lisa: and we went to some random convenience store for cover
Lisa: and I ended up trying to negotiate with the terrorists
Lisa: and they just took away my phone (knowing it would render me useless)
Lisa: and the terrorists started throwing in these little bombs the size of a coffee can
Lisa: but wrapped up like party poppers
Lisa: but they exploded like a pack of black cats
Lisa: but…much more shrapnel
Lisa: so anyway, we’re all ninja hiding in this store from the terrorists
Lisa: and I ended up talking to another one
Lisa: they were black, like thugs
Lisa: and I talked him into giving my phone back
Lisa: and I twittered about it
Lisa: the end.